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Rudest Citizens: 52ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 266thMost Avoided: 309th
The Conglomerate Singularity of
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CEO Péťa Dorthe
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The H Corporation

Population8.606 billion

CapitalThe H District
LeaderCEO Péťa Dorthe
FaithCapitalist Values

CurrencyH Dollar
AnimalH Animal

The Conglomerate Singularity of The H Corporation is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by CEO Péťa Dorthe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.606 billion H People live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The H District. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient H Corporation economy, worth a remarkable 3,374 trillion H Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 392,111 H Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,649,721 per year while the poor average 21,458, a ratio of 123 to 1.

A survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams, and leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The H Corporation's national animal is the H Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Capitalist Values.

The H Corporation is ranked 291,090th in the world and 10th in The Multiversal Tavern for Nicest Citizens, with 0.18 average smiles per day.

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Rudest Citizens: 52ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 266thMost Avoided: 309thFattest Citizens: 331stMost Armed: 336thLargest Retail Industry: 360thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 360thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 603rdMost Efficient Economies: 896thMost Secular: 961stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,023rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,318thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,363rdSmartest Citizens: 1,623rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,680thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,735thLargest Mining Sector: 1,871stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,285thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,840thMost Politically Free: 2,941stTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,558thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,955thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,056thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,595thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,133rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,648thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,767thLargest Governments: 7,227thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,252ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,896thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,656thTop
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Nudest: 16,771stMost Pro-Market: 22,622ndMost Extreme: 24,978thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,266thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27,219th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the region

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